Akash Goyal

benshow: Stay safe from the blizzard with this brand new...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 10:13:39 -0500

Stay safe from the blizzard with this brand new preview clip from The Ben Show!

“Dead model / in a trash can / no, don’t give a damn / SLIDIN’ CARS!”

Some in the press are saying George W. Bush’s painting...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 09:53:00 -0500

Some in the press are saying George W. Bush’s painting skills “demonstrate a command of line and color that is rarely seen in the modern-day ‘art’ world,” making comparisons to Degas and Manet.

I’m no art critic, but I see the inspiration for the above painting to be more along the lines of, “Wooo-wee, look at muh feet! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! My toes are gone! ♪ Can anyone find my toe-oes? ♪ Can anyone find my toe-oes? ♪…”

comedycentral: Last night, The Colbert Report’s Hobbit Week...

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:08:23 -0500

comedycentral:

Last night, The Colbert Report’s Hobbit Week came to a close with Stephen’s interview with director Peter Jackson.

Click the gif to watch the full episode. And click here to watch every Hobbit-related clip from the entire unexpected journey.

Possibly my favorite GIF ever.

Not-So-Smooth Criminal

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 02:29:13 -0400

Maybe on your way to commit a murder is not the best time to be speeding.

In Maine, state police stopped Timothy Courtois, 49, of Biddeford, Maine, for speeding on Sunday and found an AK-47 assault weapon, four handguns and several boxes of ammunition in his car. Police also discovered news clippings of the Colorado shooting.

The man told police he attended the Batman film in Saco, Maine, on Saturday with a loaded gun in his backpack and told authorities he was traveling to Derry, New Hampshire, to shoot a former employer.

Authorities found ammunition and other firearms, including a machine gun, at Courtois’ home. He has been charged with speeding and possessing a concealed weapon.

The only rule when it comes to muttonchops: If you can’t...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:05:46 -0400

The only rule when it comes to muttonchops: If you can’t sweep the floor with them, they don’t belong.

So far I’ve gotten an old PC, a box of Fiber One cereal,...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 11:21:20 -0400

So far I’ve gotten an old PC, a box of Fiber One cereal, and an office phone for #halfxmas. Merry Half Christmas everyone! And thanks to Nick, my intern, for all the amazing gifts. (Taken with Instagram at Comedy Central)

Double rainbow over Manhattan! (Not quite all the way) (Taken...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:17:05 -0400

Double rainbow over Manhattan! (Not quite all the way) (Taken with instagram)

Why yes, that is a secret basketball game happening among...

Fri, 18 May 2012 19:19:19 -0400

Why yes, that is a secret basketball game happening among JetBlue employees under our jetway. (Taken with Instagram at Terminal 5)

Photo

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:31:06 -0400

yoisthisracist: edasalazar asked: Via the Facebook page of the...

Wed, 02 May 2012 16:15:53 -0400

yoisthisracist:

edasalazar asked: Via the Facebook page of the very funny Hari Kondabolu. Ashton nailing a lot of stereotypes and not being funny all at once.

Ok, for real, when you’re pitching, writing, and producing this, and you’re sitting in a room with Ashton Kutcher as he does his fucking racist and incredibly wack impression, is there literally no one at any point in this process who is like, “hey dogg, this might be kind of racist.”

Space Shuttle Enterprise on Flickr. Though not quite how...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:02:00 -0400

Space Shuttle Enterprise on Flickr.

Though not quite how I’d intended, at least I got to see her fly.

Things I See: Today, everyone was an #avgeek

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:48:14 -0400

Things I See: Today, everyone was an #avgeek:

airplanespotter:

On any given day in the New York area, there are more than likely plane spotters out at one of our airports armed with a DSLR and a 400mm lens. Normally, these plane spotters get odd looks from the public, questioning from police (and even the the secret service in my case), and a general…

"You can’t focus on everything."

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:42:59 -0400

“You can’t focus on everything.”

- Wendy’s spokesperson Denny Lynch on foregoing cage-free eggs in favor of more humane slaughter of chickens

Seriously, no one in history came up with a better name for this...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 08:38:00 -0400

Seriously, no one in history came up with a better name for this than “f-hole?”

Mix-up at the bottling plant. (Taken with Instagram at Apna...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:57:03 -0400

Mix-up at the bottling plant. (Taken with Instagram at Apna Bazar Farmers Market)

Photo

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:32:00 -0400

One man’s trash is another man’s…ass? (Taken...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 00:13:35 -0400

One man’s trash is another man’s…ass? (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:25:57 -0400

Taken with instagram

There’s a new superhero in our midst: Cheeseburgerman! He...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:53:00 -0500

There’s a new superhero in our midst: Cheeseburgerman! He swoops in at the 2:03 mark.

German-Iranian friction boosts bratwurst prices.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 15:26:41 -0500

German-Iranian friction boosts bratwurst prices.