This is one of those feel good stories about the little guy sticking it to the man. It’s about one man’s struggle that wasn’t in vain. It’s about good emerging triumphant over evil. It’s a prime example of how determination, persistence, and resolve in the face of bureaucracy can lead to positive change. It’s about how if we stand up and fight for what’s right, we can be victo—ah, fuck it.
VAMPIRE!!! DUDE’S A FUCKING VAMPIRE!!!