July 2011
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Why are you all screaming at each other?
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How My Wife Sees Me (as Determined via the New...
I asked my wife to do a portrait of me using the new Futurama iPhone app. I did a self-portrait at the same time. Here are the results, side-by-side — hers is on the left.
Apparently, she sees me as a dopey-eyed guy with bed-head who doesn’t shave as often as he should.
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This happens in the big world, not in Oslo. I’m shocked.
– Hotel employee in Oslo, reacting to bombing
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In Beverly Hills Cop II, Axel Foley asks rhetorically, “How the fuck can you steal a house?”
This is how.
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Ninja Tune Outs Journalist for Leaked Copies of... →
It was with considerable disappointment that we learnt in the last week that two records we have been working on have been leaked, despite the use of watermarked CDs. Toddla T’s Watch Me Dance (Ninja Tune) and Thundercat’s The Golden Age of Apocalypse (Brainfeeder) were both leaked from copies sent to the journalist Benjamin Jager at the offices of Backspin magazine in Germany.
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What Things Taste Like →
A very useful guide when considering exotic meats.
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This is one of those feel good stories about the little guy sticking it to the man. It’s about one man’s struggle that wasn’t in vain. It’s about good emerging triumphant over evil. It’s a prime example of how determination, persistence, and resolve in the face of bureaucracy can lead to positive change. It’s about how if we stand up and fight for what’s...
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Researchers have shown that a 20-ounce soft drink contains the equivalent of 17...
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11 Ways You Risk Killing Yourself This Summer →
Golf cart head injuries. Yeah, there’s a good chance that’s how I’ll die this summer. Or maybe it’ll be from grilling. But it won’t be from getting hit by a car or choking on a jelly bean because those didn’t make the list.
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\m/ \m/
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Got a shout-out on Tosh.0!
IMDB, set me up a page. Bill me as “Token Brown Guy.”
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