Some in the press are saying George W. Bush’s painting skills “demonstrate a command of line and color that is rarely seen in the modern-day ‘art’ world,” making comparisons to Degas and Manet.
I’m no art critic, but I see the inspiration for the above painting to be more along the lines of, “Wooo-wee, look at muh feet! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! My toes are gone! ♪ Can anyone find my toe-oes? ♪ Can anyone find my toe-oes? ♪…”
Maybe on your way to commit a murder is not the best time to be speeding.
In Maine, state police stopped Timothy Courtois, 49, of Biddeford, Maine, for speeding on Sunday and found an AK-47 assault weapon, four handguns and several boxes of ammunition in his car. Police also discovered news clippings of the Colorado shooting.
The man told police he attended the Batman film in Saco, Maine, on Saturday with a loaded gun in his backpack and told authorities he was traveling to Derry, New Hampshire, to shoot a former employer.
Authorities found ammunition and other firearms, including a machine gun, at Courtois’ home. He has been charged with speeding and possessing a concealed weapon.
So far I’ve gotten an old PC, a box of Fiber One cereal, and an office phone for #halfxmas. Merry Half Christmas everyone! And thanks to Nick, my intern, for all the amazing gifts. (Taken with Instagram at Comedy Central)
edasalazar asked: Via the Facebook page of the very funny Hari Kondabolu. Ashton nailing a lot of stereotypes and not being funny all at once.
Ok, for real, when you’re pitching, writing, and producing this, and you’re sitting in a room with Ashton Kutcher as he does his fucking racist and incredibly wack impression, is there literally no one at any point in this process who is like, “hey dogg, this might be kind of racist.”